LMFAO.
-Love, PW
You can always trust Yahoo users to come up with a reasonable and logical answer, just like your parents did. "I think if you top them with butter pats in the shape of Mary, you'll be ok." I love this guy.
Go read these: http://nextround.net/2009/06/04/the-20-most-inappropriately-hilarious-yahoo-answers-questions/ Remember to read the answers too, not just the questions!
The caps lock incident..
More Q&A at http://answers.yahoo.com/ (even some that can actually be useful).