I love it when people ask ridiculously stupid questions

Remember when you were a kid, and asked anyone about absolutely anything? Yeah, I did that too. But then you grow up, right, you learn what a worm tastes like and that it's not so smart to jump out of a second story window even though you have your spider-man costume on and most people grow out of it. But not everyone.

And so who do you turn to when Mom and Dad aren't there to explain to you why the sky is blue and whether the birds and the bees ever got around to "do it", or why the fuck bleep we call it the birds and the bees anyway? Who do you turn to? Yahoo of course.

You can always trust Yahoo users to come up with a reasonable and logical answer, just like your parents did. "I think if you top them with butter pats in the shape of Mary, you'll be ok." I love this guy.

Go read these: http://nextround.net/2009/06/04/the-20-most-inappropriately-hilarious-yahoo-answers-questions/ Remember to read the answers too, not just the questions!

The caps lock incident..

More Q&A at http://answers.yahoo.com/ (even some that can actually be useful).

Happy Tuesday,